Official Debut: Awkward Animal Portraits!


I’m very excited to share with you the launch of a brand spanking new harebrained project!


After much intensive behind-the-scenes work and top secret scheming with partner-in-crime in this feral endeavor, Jessee Maloney, we are proud to reveal our brand new Awkward Animal Portraits (AAP) quilt pattern series!

Beginning today, we will be releasing fresh new monthly PDF patterns into the wild with each set going live the 1st of the month in my shop.**

Each quilt possesses its own distinct personality and emotional baggage; some will have bonus content. There will be a wide array of loud and proud creatures showcased, from the dopey, nutty, goofy, overzealous and obsessively clingy to the bewildered, startled, mildly horrified, a tad incensed and possibly slightly disgusted and disappointed.  

You’re sure to find an Awkward Animal Portrait you’ll want to give a forever home to, we guarantee it!

Did I mention there will be Special Edition releases every so often as well? Yep, well I just mentioned it. You are now officially ready to (humanely) trap one of these awkward animals for your every own.

First up, we have not one but TWO quilt patterns for you! Could August get any more awkward? We don’t think so, but we’ll sure try!


Finished size: 46″x52″ 


Finished size: 40″x52″

Find them both available for adoption HERE!**

**Use promo code AUGCATDOGSPECIAL to receive $2 smackers off your patterns for this inaugural week only!
Promotion ends midnight EST on August 7, 2017.